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Actually, it's two.
Aye I edited my post just before you quoted me.
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Put me down as someone else who "doesn't get it". I just don't think it's got any place, even  though (or maybe especially because) I would get the most out of it. Nearly all my regular opponents have birthdays within 6 weeks of mine, all after. Just the idea that something so meaningless can have an actual tangible effect on the game, just rubs me the wrong way.
Here's the joke:
- It's a comment on the nature of wargame rules writing and how rules for tabletop wargaming can only ever achieve a vague illusion of balance at best (Jervis has clearly written a bizarre and unbalanced rule, quite intentionally) and it is clearly not actually intended to be used. It's Jervis poking fun at Jervis, at least in part, saying "If Epic turns out not to be a fun game, it's my fault for writing crappy rules, sorry guys!".
- It's a gentle poke at a certain type of "competative minded" gamer (common in the GW Core Games it must be said) who treat the "letter" of the rules as more important than the "spirit" of the rules.
- It's a reminder that we all have birthdays (we're all human!) and that we're only playing a game of toy soldiers. Get to know your opponent not just as an enemy, but also as a person.
-  It's worth noting that if two players are meeting and playing for the first time, then the rule is balanced! (Unless you're both born on the same day, then the world must end, clearly, as what happens then isn't covered anywhere in the rules! ÂÂ

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- It's a subtextual encouragement from Jervis saying "It's okay to modify the rules of Epic, write new army lists, etc..."
- It's a reminder that the game is for adults, because only adults would tend to make the conceptual leap to understand that the rule was never actually meant to be taken literally.
It is, quite simply, the only "
poetic" wargame rule that I know of.
It's meant as many things, but it's not meant to be taken literally, and it's not meant to have any effect whatsoever on your games, because
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The fact that the birthday rule is an inclusion just means some anal-retentive will attempt to use it for advantage.
Then the joke is on him; he has read the letter of the rules, but missed the spirit...
...so Jervis has left a nice warning for you right at the start of the game (the only place the rule can normally occur) that your opponent intends to play by the "letter" of the rules and not the "spirit"... so you are forewarned right at the start of the game and have the opportunity to back out of the game and not spend the next two hours playing a rules-lawyering numpty...
...and that also is part of the joke!
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I'd rather the rules be rock solid
And Epic is rock solid, so that too is part of the joke!
Geddit?