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Joined: Fri Oct 31, 2003 7:52 am Posts: 10348 Location: Malta
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Good morning, students, and welcome to the Tzeentch Home Economics Class. I will be your lecturer for this topic, over the course of which - Master Iblisdrax please switch off your mobile phone - over the course of which we will cover the intricacies of constructing a war altar to our patron, the Lord of Change.
Let us write down a list of objectives: 1 - build a war altar 2 - make it BIG! 3 - make it simple and inexpensive - lord of change, restricted in cost to loose change
Please write all that down, and once you are ready, I will provide a list of ingredients for the core of the model. Please note that you there, Mr Chaos Undivided, as well as the Nurgle and Slaanesh spies around, and you in the corner Mr. Berzerker, if you're donw with foaming in the mouth, can also build a splendid, if misguided, altar to your lesser preferred entities - just replace - well, you'll see.
Are you ready? 1 x WH40K chaos space marine (CSM) legs 1 x WH40K CSM torso front 1 x WH40K CSM torso back 1 x WH40K CSM back pack 1 x WH40K CSM head (I will use the helm of a Thousand Sons marine) 2 x Epic scale Rhinos (pairs of many vehicle types will do, I have selected, in the interests of pedagogy, to use the commonest form of vehicle) 1 x Cyclops front spikes (not easy to find, but any spiky bits can be used. 1 x sacrificial victim (e.g. Mars bar)
Are you with me? Piett! Write 1,000 times 'All is dust' and present it at my office by 40,000!
Now: 1 - assemble the Chaos Space Marine of your choice, sans arms and shoulder pads. 2 - File detail off the roofs of the vehicles chosen (plastics are easier) to create a flat surface. File away detail off the front as well. 3 - glue the CSM on top of the vehicles, with one foot on each vehicle. Take care to keep the vehicles aligned, by backing them against a straight edge - otherwise when the altar drives off the poor marine will be in SEVERE pain. 4 - glue the spiky bits to the front, over the area filed clear to receive them. 5 - eat the sacrificial victim.
Next class - time to be advised! 
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