Army cutbacks... Dont get Yorkies anymore

Steve

In other news, one of my blokes, an ex Gurkha, gave me some chillies, not ordinary chillies, they are so hot they should probably be illegal. Now, being a tight Yorkshireman, i thought, ill save one, dry it out and plant the seeds.

So a few weeks later ( earlier today), im chopping up the dried out chilli, and i had one of those unthinking moments, and rubbed my eyes.

Chaos ensued, as i panicked and tried to get my contact lenses out, i swear to god it was worse than CS gas.

Moral of the story?

Dont be a dummy... lol