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Top 20 things that programmers say.... |
netepic
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:11 pm |
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20. That's weird....
19. It's never done that before.
18. It worked yesterday.
17. How is that possible?
16. It must be a hardware problem.
15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?
14. There is something funky in your data. OR It's a data problem, not a program problem.
13. I haven't touched that module in weeks!
12. You must have the wrong version.
11. It's just some unlucky coincidence.
10. I can't test everything!
9. THIS can't be the source of THAT.
8. It works, but it hasn't been tested.
7. Somebody must have changed my code.
6. Did you check for a virus on your system?
5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. You can't use that version on your system.
3. Why do you want to do it that way?
2. Where were you when the program blew up?
And the Number One Thing Programmers Say When Their Programs Don't Work:
1. "It works on my machine..".
source: unknown
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primarch
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:34 am |
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Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 12:46 am Posts: 27069 Location: Edmond, Oklahoma USA
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Hi!
..and how many of those YOU have used netepic?
Primarch
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Legion 4
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:23 am |
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Sounds familiar ... Tom ? 
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netepic
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:11 am |
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Ummm.... in fact probably all of them to be honest :S
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Mojarn Piett
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:17 am |
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Careful! They're trying to trick you! Remember: it's NEVER the programmer's fault! Don't give up, brother programmer! 
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netepic
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:45 pm |
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You are right Jyrki! Death to all end users!!!!
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:38 pm |
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:02 pm |
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primarch
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:24 pm |
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Hi!
The number one response is so true.
Epic gamers aren't very good with will power when new epic models are concerned.
Primarch
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:34 am |
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Quote (primarch @ 08 2003 Dec.,22:24) | Hi!
The number one response is so true.
Epic gamers aren't very good with will power when new epic models are concerned.
Primarch | you're telling me.....so, when does the SM Lander come out then...
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:13 am |
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i like using #8 and #18 for the programming list. And then saying i can fix it in a couple of minutes, then i read this forum, then get to it in half an hour or so. Im glad i still have my job... 
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Markconz
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:29 am |
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Quote (primarch @ 08 2003 Dec.,22:24) | Hi!
The number one response is so true.
Epic gamers aren't very good with will power when new epic models are concerned.
Primarch | Ya know I sold off my Space Marine era orks years ago... then Epic40k came out and I held out for 3 years after its release before buying it and getting back into epic... and when I did I thought I would just get a little ork army like the one I had years ago...
Now I have 5 armies, all growing to be about 5 times larger than their original careful and economically rational estimations...
Now GW goes and releases EA, I'm screwed! It would be so very very wrong not to make sure all armies are balanced by adding new formations and units!!
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netepic
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:30 am |
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Quote (Vitamins @ 09 2003 Dec.,07:13) | i like using #8 and #18 for the programming list. And then saying i can fix it in a couple of minutes, then i read this forum, then get to it in half an hour or so. Im glad i still have my job... ? | Yay! I am not the only one!
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Athmos
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Post subject: Top 20 things that programmers say.... Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:15 pm |
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he he he I've used about all of thoses  so true
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