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Santa Slayers
Thousands of years ago just before the fall of the of Eldar race, members of the Squat race were captured after there fortress planet Lapland was over run by Eldar raiders. The Eldar raiders had long before fallen into decadence and set the captured squats to creating toys and gifts for the pleasure of there new masters.
The squats beards were shaven, on there meager rations they rapidly lost weight and they were forced to wear degrading uniforms of red with white trimming. Large floppy, hats adorned there heads with a large bobbing white pom pom on the end. There children and wives were locked up in cages suspended over the working area, each cage contained 3-4 families and a lethal explosive, if one squat rebelled then the cage holding his and up to three other families was detonated. Only the squat desire for revenge and stubborness kept them going.
But this was not the worst part, the Dark Eldar managed to penetrate the fortress worlds sheilds after Joseph Grumbas deliberately lowered the shields after striking a deal to become the planets overseer. Once in control he wore a huge version of the slaves uniforms to cover his immense bulk and then once a year would climb into his customised sledge and fly through the time conduits of the webway to visit every single Eldar cultists home and deliver the presents, it was promised that if he didn't visit every Eldar by christmas morning he would be tortured to death, and Eldar torture is a threat nobody took lightly.
Eventually the Eldar suffered there fall, the few remaining Eldar on the planet dedicated themselves to Slaanesh and Joseph became the Greater Daemon 'Santa', his Daemon steeds taking his sleigh all around the galaxy dropping off gifts to decadent worlds in the hope that they would fall to Chaos.
Eventually the Emperor met up with Santa and fighting a titanic battle in the centre of Wal-Mart eventually banished him to the warp. With the evil daemon Santa banished, the Squats rebelled. Driving off the forces of the Dark Eldar from Lapland they retook there home world and turned it's vast factorys to create massively powerful wargear in preparation for Santas return.
Squats from Lapland wear there uniforms still as a constant reminder that Santa WILL return. There close combat elite are known as the 'Santa Slayers' and are equiped with close combat weapons in memory of the battles they fought to retake the planet using only captured weapons and the tools they worked with.
Santa Slayers
Move: 20 cm (mounted on sleighs)
Save: 5+ unmodified (refracter fields and sleighs)
CAF: 4+
Weapons:
Close Combat Weapons
Notes:
Elite, Immune to morale, special rules
Special Rules
Santa Slayers must always be charge orders, and must always close with the enemy by at half there maximum move. They have a beserk hatred of Santa and whilst fighting against armies fielding the greater daemon Santa they have double CAF when within 10 cm of Santa. Santa Slayers cannot take objectives as they have no interest in them, only in Santa
Santa Slayers can only be fielded when your opponent is fielding Santa - this is a mutual decision - they are worth no victory points and are free. You get 4 stands in a detachment are allowed one detachment maximum.
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A movie just came out called "Bad Santa" ... so there is an audience for that kind of stuff ! 
