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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:59 pm 
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Hi all,
er - I'll have to admit that my wife:
(1) has played 2 games of Warhammer, and is unsure about it
(2) has played around 4-5 games of Epic and is a bit happier with this than WH
(3) has played Talisman several times and likes it
(4) has played Man o' War several times and positively enjoys it.
And when I paint up a couple more models, it's on to Gothic.

She also buys me pressies from GWmail order or (a recent enjoyable trait) Forgeworld.  :laugh:
She doesn't like GW-type shops, but that's because of the aptly-put GW-Rugrat effect. And she doesn't paint her armies, because she's into sailing ship models and would rather do those.

Not bad, eh?  :L

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Quote (stormseer @ 12 2003 Nov.,17:09)
Lol.. I've seen _one_ girl in my local GW... and she wasn't exactly a prime specimin of womanhood.... ?:;):

I dont know of any females on this board, and it does not particularly surprise me.


*cough* I rest my case!  :D

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 9:21 pm 
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Hi!

Mums (or mommies for us pesky yanks) aren't girls. Once you have something the size of a coconut pass through a "Certain place" any girlish charm goes into the toilet.

And for all you young unmarried men on this board, a bit of advice from the older married man....

...NEVER, I repeat, NEVER, look at that "certain place" when your "girl" is in labor. All I can say about that is that your perception of that "fun place" will NEVER be the same.

I still have nightmares about that....... :p

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 9:49 pm 
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That is a BAD mental image Primarch! I remember having to watch videos about that in Sex Education. Not the best afternoon's I have to say! Those "Water Births" were the worst!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:56 pm 
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LOL Legion you are funny. Hey, I met a chic last week who was a die-hard Epic player, but when I told her I had interests in other games too she called me a gaming slut and that was the end of it.  She was hot too, NetEpic, tall, long hair, nice legs, and really firm breasts, nice ass. . . oh well.  

I had a girlfriend once who dove into all the stuff I was interested in when she first came into my apartment.  It was mostly japanese animation stuff.  Over the next few months she was checking out things on her own, etc etc and it got annoying talking to her about it all.  I usually look at my hobbies as a retreat from reality, and something I do with others every once and awhile.  I'd rather not mix both.  I can appreciate the great women who do share their man's interests, but I'd rather have mine more interested in womens stuff. Sounds crappy I know, but I like women as women. . . elegant, beautiful, etc etc, not as excited at their new Ork Warbike purchase.  As long as my girlfriends acknowledge that the model I just painted looks cool I am fine.

I have pinned down a girlfriend or two to play a game here and there, but besides momentarily getting competative, it was all over as soon as it started.  I still smile about some of the decisions they made or the COMPLETE lack of understanding for military strategy.  

Wargames is really a guy thing.  I don't want to sound sexist, but wargames is about death and destruction.  I think it settles every guy's imaginary need for more power if that makes sense.  I don't see many chics daydreaming about strapping on a power suit and fighting Tyranids either.  I imagine they might like Fantasy Battles or Lord of the Rings, but very few.  Every girl I have seen who was really into the hobby wouldn't be able to buy her way into a college sorority.  Cruel statement, yeah, but that is what I have seen.

That being said, I have never had a girlfriend call any of my interests stupid either.  I'll never understand owning 20,000 different pairs of shoes, 20 different BLACK cocktail dresses (in which all are unacceptable when it comes time to going out), or going to the bathroom in pairs.  My favorite is walking into the bathroom when you are already late to find your girlfriend no where near ready and in tears because her hair . It is all good though.

BTW primarch, thanks for the heads up.  :)

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Hi!

If you think the mental image is bad, just IMAGINE seeing live in full color...... :l

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BTW primarch, thanks for the heads up.


You future sex life will be infinitely grateful....... :;):

Now let us talk of something else...please...that...horrible....horrible image...threatens...my sanity.... :p

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:28 pm 
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This is very much a male hobby. I bet less than 10% of GW's staff are Female. This kinda thing just doesn't appeal to them!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 11:38 pm 
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Hey, I met a chic last week who was a die-hard Epic player, but when I told her I had interests in other games too she called me a gaming slut and that was the end of it. ?She was hot too, NetEpic, tall, long hair, nice legs, and really firm breasts, nice ass. . . oh well.

Where is she from? Do you have a pic and would she like a visit from the NetEPIC webmaster? I could certainly entertain her ;). Only joking! (Well kinda anyway, I am technically 100% single as of thurs, man there are some good pics of that night out!).

Primarch - you are a bad man for giving me that mental image, geez, guys and animals are starting to look so much more attractive!

I wasn't drunk incidently (:O I know..... must have been an off day) I had just been chatting down the pub with the lads the day before and we decided that we badly needed to promote Epic:A to prevent it dying a slow death, which means desperate tactics...

Ahem...

Prepare to be shocked...

Bear in mind I mean this is the most tasteful and unsexist fashion...

This is not designed in any way to be in the usual Slaaneshi style...

Ummm...

Here goes it...

Epic covergirls, we promote upcoming releases but getting various totty to show off new models. We glam up the game by getting various girls to be seen playing it in the battle reports or screen shots. We could even have EPIC babe of the month in Incoming! if Doug didn't mind? It has gotta help... it would be nice to show that we are a community and not just a group of guys with models and rules, there is more to EPIC than that. I mean we are a VERY social bunch and I would love to show that, any ideas on how we could emote this?

I have a few....

- Glam up EPIC with some babes.
- Letters section of the EPICentre, perhaps even Incoming! if Doug is okay with it.
- Community news from around the globe (remember we ARE global here).

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Hi!

Showcasing new epic models with a babe laying down on the game table in a G-string bikini and the ad pitch....

"The HOT new releases for this month"

"Bring some PASSION into your hobby".

Give away a date with the model used in the above advertisement and I assure you epic will be number ONE!  :D

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"She loves her 6mm"

"Heidi is ALWAYS in command, no matter the situation"

"For some reason.... Heidi just had to play Slaanesh"

Joking aside - what do you guys think?

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I THINK you should stop posting drunk and go to sleep right now young man!  :p  :p

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Gandalf,

LOL Legion you are funny. Hey, I met a chic last week who was a die-hard Epic player, but when I told her I had interests in other games too she called me a gaming slut and that was the end of it.  She was hot too, NetEpic, tall, long hair, nice legs, and really firm breasts, nice ass. . . oh well.  


Was she Jewish (hoping out loud)?  :D   :D   :D

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Clearly gentlemen ... Epic and females generally don't mix ... and I think we should keep it that way.  :cool:

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Quote (MaksimSmelchak @ 13 2003 Nov.,03:42)
Gandalf,

LOL Legion you are funny. Hey, I met a chic last week who was a die-hard Epic player, but when I told her I had interests in other games too she called me a gaming slut and that was the end of it. ?She was hot too, NetEpic, tall, long hair, nice legs, and really firm breasts, nice ass. . . oh well. ?


Was she Jewish (hoping out loud)? ?:D ? :D ? :D

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She can be if you want her to be Maksim, I made her up. Hell, I'll make her loaded with cash and into sports cars too.

Oh, NetEpic, you are losing it.

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