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At Last! The Truth Can Be Told!!!
PlushWombat
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:27 am 
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Greetings All!

After minutes of not so exhaustive research...and several stiff shots of some excellent brandy.... I am now prepared to expose Legion 4 for what he truly is...

The Missing Primarch of the Second Legio Astartes!!! ?

Impossible you say!

Well...lets look at the evidence shall we. ?:p

First of all...There is his cognomen...Legion 4...which in latin..er low gothic... translates as Legio IV...I submit that he simply changed the II to IV to confuse of us! :glare:

Who but a Primarch could be so cunning?

Then there is his un-nantural...some would say... nearly supernatural ability to not be seen on the battlefield....which could be equated to the power of invisibilty.

I know what many of you might be saying...he is merely good at hiding...or... merely skilled at the art of the use of camo...but it goes much deeper than that...YOU REALLY CAN'T SEE HIM!!! ?

Add to this the fact that he paints dark green so skillfully that his miniatures tend to blend in with their surroundings to the extent that you CAN"T see them either...and yet...he never fails to know where they are on the gaming table!!!

I ask you...who but a Primarch could be this skilled..or have eyesight so keen?

Next up... we have the well known "Legion 4 School of Tactical Reality"....whose tactical brillance is rivaled only by the Codex Astartes..which as we all know....was written by the Primarch Roboute Guiliman.

Once again... such brillance can only come from the mind of a primarch! ?:glare:

Such facts speak for themselves ?:confuse: and I say its high time that Legion 4 come clean about his past and admit to us...who and what he truly is!

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PlushWombat

Note to reader: this post is the first part of a two part expose. ?In part two: I will show that Warmaster Nice is in reality... the missing primarch of the XI Legion.

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Legion 4
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:53 am 
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Hmmm ... very interesting, Wombat ! Very interesting indeed ...  Have you hacked into the US Army's confidential files ? ??? Sounds like one of my OERs !!! :laugh:  Very imaginative ! I'm flattered ! But if I was the missing Primarch of Legio II (Or Legio IV for that matter !), I'd have to deny it any way ! :laugh: But thanks for the thought !  :D  And have some more brandy ! :;):

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Only a true Primarch would deny his primarchness!

And as further proof there is your tremendous post count...who but a primarch could have such a mighty total?

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Good point, Wombat ! :)  You certainly have done your homework !  :D  But like Batman and Spiderman ... if that were true ... I'd have to keep my secret ID - Secret ! :;):    :laugh:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:08 pm 
Huh, I never suspected.
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Well that's the way it supposed to work ... if I was a Primarch ... right ?! ???  I mean, if everybody knew, I'd have to go to interviews on the late night talk shows, news programs, mall openings, tupper ware parties, Birthdays, etc., making my life a living H*E*L*L !  :O  If you know what I mean !   :)

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(Otterman @ Mar. 14 2008,11:08)
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Huh, I never suspected.

Me neither, but it does explain a lot.  :D

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The friends and family are alway the last to know ...  Or is that my cell phone plan ?!?! ???

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[CODE]  Better pic of the Boys hanging out !

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[CODE] ? Finally some updated pics of my Primarchs !  I finally was able to break thru the dampening field they had up ... Using a modified Tachyon sweep ... of course  :D !




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[CODE]  Solo pic !

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[CODE]   Note both are packing ranged weapons, the swords are just for show ! :;):

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[CODE ? When I downloaded this pic, I saw those big icky guys behind the Primarchs ... I don't know who they are ?! ????




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