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Mojarn Piett
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Post subject: Terrible truth Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:04 pm |
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Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:35 am Posts: 5455 Location: Finland
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems(errors) with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, l think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
_________________ I don't know and I let who care. -J.S.
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iblisdrax
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Post subject: Terrible truth Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:20 am |
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Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2003 10:54 pm Posts: 3381 Location: First star to the right, and straight on till morning.
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