Ah ... well the model looks good ... ah without   ... ah ... you know ... ah ... boobs ...  

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Legion 4 "Cry Havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War !" ... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

Well, I mean... you could just paint them up as radar domes or something...

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Huh ... never looked at it that way ...    I prefer to keep AFVs & females as two separate enities ...  

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Legion 4 "Cry Havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War !" ... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

Well you know; it's all to easy to get freudian when it comes to weapons. Why do tanks always drive about with elevated barrels at parades for example?   With equal rights between the sexes and women in the army and all it only seems fair with a boob-tank too  

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Don't want to go there ...      

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Legion 4 "Cry Havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War !" ... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

Oh, and let's not even begin to think about all the weird connotations you get when looking at this artillery-silencer (no photoshop tricks here. It is in Germany somewhere)



edit: Though, if you disregard the phallic interpretations for a sec, this kind of bizarre contraption would be just the thing for Vanvlak!  

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That must be the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time.

Yeah. I think it had something to do with the army fireing range being near civilian areas (which is almost impossible to avoid in europe compared to say the US) so they built this silencer to minimize the sound pollution for the nearby residents. Why they bothered to camo it is beyond me though...although I suspect it is the usual german sense of pride of being thurough.

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Sofa General

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Kinda takes the "mobile" out of 'mobile artillery', dunnit?  

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Duh, so that no one can see it.  

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It's used at a firing range so as not to annoy local civilians, not in any kind of active warfighting role.

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I know... but if the Greens party gets wind of this, it might become mandatory standard equipment.  

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Weird ...  

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Legion 4 "Cry Havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War !" ... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

Prices and Pack Contents

Guild Enforcer UPV MKII Squadron
£12.95
Pack Contains: 3 Chassis, 3 Command Turrets, 12 Double Barrelled Cannons, 12 Grenade Launchers, 3 Heavy Battle Tank Turrets.

Guild Exterminator Heavy Tank Squadron
£12.95
Pack Contains: 3 Chassis, 3 Command Turrets, 6 Double Barrelled Cannons, 6 Grenade Launchers, 3 Entrance Hatches, 3 Firing Ports

Release Date: March 1st, 2010

All of the turrets/sponsons are 100% compatible with the Guild MBT Chassis, so you can play around with your spares making APCs, IFVs or in the case of the bunkers... actual bunkers . Although they are a tad low to the ground, so the majority of the structure would have to be subsurface.

I should point out at this point that the MKII UPV is noticably bigger than it's predecessor. So please be kind your opponents and gracious in victory.

In addition, we'll be releasing the turrets as components, including a brand new sensor dome component which can be used to make the Galaxy's largest 6mm forward observer*, or a command tank.

*I make no attempt to back up that statement with facts.

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Sounds great !!    

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Legion 4 "Cry Havoc, and let slip the Dogs of War !" ... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."