Ok, so maybe the title was a bit of artistic licence. I did get the Despair part right though. I'll give it my usual disclaimer. This is the best I can do.

JUST A LITTLE INTRO TO WHAT'S GOING ON

Well, I'm back from work already (9.30hrs). Sent home after being spotted as an undercover Plague Bearer by the boss in my attempt to infect his workforce.

I've had the cold (man Flu) since Saturday and can't seem to shake it. Personally I think I've upset Grandfather Nurgle somehow (too much tidying up, I told the wife nothing good would come from it). So I can either succumb to his Plague and become a Nurgling or appeal to another Chaos Power in order to rid myself of this affliction. (The Emperors DEAD get over it!)

I have decided in my delirium to try to gain the comforting attentions of Slaanesh in order to fight off Nurgles deprivations. Well, it's never very pleasant when blowing your nose to find it coming out your tear ducts. Ewww Yuck!

So while I wait for the sweats to subside and the meds to kick in (Aspirin/Paracetamol tablets, Large Coffee and some Brandy Liqueurs - more small pleasures for Slaanesh's amusement) I have taken some WIP photo's that I will show in the hope that your own pleasure will attract a Keeper to my plight.

EDIT: Whoops, I'd better add my other Slaanesh thread on too...
http://www.tacticalwargames.net/forums/ ... =7;t=13608

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My head is full of War...

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I have the odd urge to call him 'Pinchy' ... after the lobster.

 

Haha, yes funny... Slaanesh likes funny... Well !Mr Pinchy! is selecting only his most prized pokey toys and piercing devices for your own amusement Mr Mortimer. He's just waiting for them to get to the right temperature before he proceeds.      

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My head is full of War...

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Come Back!... Oh, dear! I seem to have scared Mr Pinchy's new plaything away...    

Work proceeds and Slaanesh hears my call... The postman for once brought a parcel to the house instead of just the letter telling me to pick it up from the Post Office as he usually does (Grumble, Grumble lazy Grumble, I'm doing his job Grumble). It contained Dawn of War - Dark Crusade... What! It's reference material for my Necron Army... yeah, the wife didn't buy that one either. I have put it aside until I finish Mr Pinchy.

While painting I have put on a LotR DVD, again for comfort. Has Slaanesh ever known such a devoted Acolyte?

I feel sorry that you are mostly all at work just now and unable to partake in such comforts. Never mind, enjoy the cold weather and long day toiling while I have another chocolate and watch DVD's while occasionally painting when my weakened hand can manage to hold the brush.

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My head is full of War...

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+++MORTAL, DID YOU ORDER THE DAEMON STRIP-O-GRAM?+++

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+++MAKE SURE YOU GET MY BREST SIDE+++

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You're a pervect.

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It would be nice to get lightspeed,
so far we can only reach slight speed.- Erik M
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Well HEllooo!  

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I'm not feeling the LOVE, people!

Come on, it's for a good cause... (...to help me fight off my cold, remember... Och, yous people!..)
...It's because of the work comment, isn't it?..    Not even any more banter...  

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My head is full of War...

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Nice job, Warhead.

I hope you can rid yourself of the bug soon.

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"I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate." N. Peart

Yay!   Thanks DS. Speaking of bugs... I need some help (obviously, but not that kind of help just now). I've been bored today (No? Never! well spoon me off a chair!) and so what caption would you come up with for this photo?..

Boy, this cough syrup is tops!  

EDIT: New Caption... just found out how to do this on Photobucket...

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My head is full of War...

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"Oh, spank me mr Lobster!"

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It would be nice to get lightspeed,
so far we can only reach slight speed.- Erik M
092b85658e746a91d343e53509d357744e56f641

 Thanks Erik.
I think the Dominatrix looks rather shocked about something though...

Mr Pinchy's guide to bum goosing.

Dominatrix: Potentially problematic. For experts only!

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My head is full of War...

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Sorry, I was passed out somewhere in the dark.

Sorry, I was passed out somewhere in the dark.

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My head is full of War...

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