Q: Why do photograhers like wargamers?
A: It's so easy to get them to say "cheese!".
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| Author: | Mojarn Piett [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:44 am ] |
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Q: Why do photograhers like wargamers? A: It's so easy to get them to say "cheese!".
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| Author: | J0k3r [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:18 am ] |
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Groan.....  Ok, my turn: Two cows in a field. One says "Nice weather" Other says "F*ck me, its a talking cow" |
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| Author: | iblisdrax [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:02 pm ] |
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hehe ib |
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| Author: | BlackLegion [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:40 pm ] |
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Two skyscrapers are sitting in the basment and are knitting marmelade. Suddenly a pig flys by. Said the other skyscraper to the other: "Strange things happen, huh?" |
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| Author: | nealhunt [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:33 pm ] |
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A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says "We have a max capacity of 6.02x10^22. We can't serve a mole." |
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| Author: | Yuber Okami [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:45 pm ] |
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There are two friends drinking beer in a bar. Then suddenly a horse enters the bar, orders a beer, drinks it and then leaves. One friend to another: "Haven't you noticed something strange?" "Yeah, that horse has left without paying!" |
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| Author: | J0k3r [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:09 pm ] |
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If we are on the topic of bar jokes: Duck walks into a bar in Govan and orders a beer. Bartender says, "Whit- you want a beer?" "Aye" Says the duck "Pint of heavy" as he brandishes a 20. Perplexed the bartender serves him and as the evening wears on he starts talking to the duck. It turns out that the duck has been made redundant from a nearby building site and is looking for work. "I know a friend who owns a circus" Says the bartender "Someone like yourself could make a killing with a circus!" The duck looks interested "Aye, i always thought o' runnin away wi' the circus. " and has another beer as he thinks. Then he looks up suddendly "Hang oan a minute- are you pullin my leg pal? What does a circus need with a bricklayer??" *dodges rotting fruit* |
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| Author: | ragnarok [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:55 pm ] |
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I know a bar joke, that also includes a duck (I wonder if it is the same one  ).A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Do you have any fish”. The barman replies, “No I don’t. Now clear off.” The next day at exactly the same time the duck returns. He waddles up to bar and asks, “Do you have any fish?” Sighing in frustration the barman replies, “No we don’t. Now clear off.” This goes on for about a week, until one day the barman loses his temper and tells the duck that if he asks for fish one more time, that he will nail his feet and bill to the floor.” The next day the duck walks into the bar and upto the barman and asks, “Do you have any nails?” The barman a bit confused by the question replies, “No I don’t” “Okay”, replies the duck, “Do you have any fish?” *Joins Jok3r in dodging fruit* |
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| Author: | colonel_sponsz [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 5:00 pm ] |
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Two canibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says: "Does this taste funny to you?" Orde |
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| Author: | javelin98 [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:58 pm ] |
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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks just in time. |
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| Author: | Lord Inquisitor [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:10 pm ] |
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(nealhunt @ Oct. 09 2006,08:33) QUOTE The bartender looks at him and says "We have a max capacity of 6.02x10^22. We can't serve a mole." This one made me laugh! Rather than posting a joke, I wanna see if anyone knows the full version of the "swizzle stick" joke from the Matador, if indeed it has a punchline...? |
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| Author: | Vermis [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:42 pm ] |
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One I heard on TV today (proof that allowing the public onto game shows isn't a good thing): What did the Lone Ranger say to his companion at the Canadian border? 'Onto Toronto, pronto, Tonto.' |
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| Author: | firestorm40k [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:06 pm ] |
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Mum's been digging a hole in the back garden. It's okay, she means well.
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| Author: | javelin98 [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:36 pm ] |
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A visual joke that I'm sure we can all relate to: 
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| Author: | Moscovian [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:25 pm ] |
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. He hears a little voice saying, "Nice tie!" He looks around but all he sees is the bartender minding his own business. A few minutes later he hears the voice again, "That jacket looks good on you!" Curious, he finally pipes up, "Hey bartender?" "Yeah?" "I swear this is my first drink of the day, but I keep hearing voices in here. They keep saying all these nice things to me." The bartender replies, "Yeah, those are the peanuts. They're complimentary..." |
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