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I know this is way OT, but I had to post it since it's soooo funny. Enjoy!
These are real notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district (spellings have been left intact).
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My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
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Please exkuce Lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
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Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
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Please excuse Gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
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Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
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John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
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Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
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Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
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Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
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Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
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Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the shits. [Words in ( )'s were crossed out].
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Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
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Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
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Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
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I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
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Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday. We thought it was Sunday.
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Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
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My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
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Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
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Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
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Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover
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Please excuse Brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
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Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.
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"I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate." N. Peart
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?If it were Paras ... she'd be out for a week ! 
Oh my ! 
