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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these...  Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:58 am |
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-Park your car on the side of a road and point a hairdryer at passing cars.
-Whenever somebody asks you to do something ask:"Do you want that with fries?".
-Organise an improvised song and play event at work every evening.
-Put decaf to the coffee maker for three weeks straight. After all shaking coffee addicts have got over the cold turkey load up the maker with extra-strong espresso.
-Always answer to your boss:"That's what YOU think."
-End all your sentences to:"...so it has been written in the prophecy."
-Ask all people you meet whether they are male or female.
-Say to your boss that you hear voices in your head but they don't bother you much.
-Find out which tailor or clothing store your boss uses and buy yourself an identical outfit. All the better if you are of opposite sex.
-Put a mosquito net over your workplace.
-Call to a "psychic" and say:"Guess who?".
-When using an ATM shout:"I won! I won again! Third time this week!"
-Every time you see a broom at home say: "Dear, your mother is here."
-And the best of all: send this to everybody you know even though they have forbidden you to send SPAM.
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dafrca
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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these... Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:06 pm |
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I think I will pass, I bet most of these would just get me locked up. They would think I had cracked. They would be right. 
dafrca
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Tas
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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these... Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:17 am |
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-End all your sentences to:"...so it has been written in the prophecy." |
Having some success with the children at home with a modified verison of this one:
"...as your Mother and Father have told you before!"
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Jaldon
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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these... Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:00 am |
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I really like the physic one, "Guess who?"
We actually used to do this when we walked through the mall. When we would pass close by someone one of us would chime up and say, "Hey buddy you dropped your trout" You'd be surprised by how many people we got to start searching for their wayward fish!
Ever see someone park their brand new car in a parking lot so it took up three to four slots. Well we would put a piece of paper in their windshield that said "Gee I am really sorry I hit your car, but I was in a rush. You can reach me at 684-2212 (not the real number)." The number would be the nearest junkyard. Then we'd sit in the coffee shop and watch as the poor guy spent the next half hour trying to find the damage.
You may, or may not, know this but there are identical car keys out there that will work in your car. Now the odds of actually finding them are real rare, but.... The keys for my '68 Nova, worked in my friends '69 Chevelle, and vise/versa, and I found out the day I took the wrong keys to move my car.
Now I of course didn't tell him what I had just discovered, didn't want to ruin a good thing just yet, and that night I 'moved' his car down to the police stations parking lot (less then three blocks from his house). I ended up feeling really bad because it took the cops almost a week to 'find' his 'stolen' car. It took me over a year to fess up to it.
News Flashes!!!!
"Three armed men robbed a south side liquor store this morning, the police said the only noticable attribute of the assailants was the extra appendage."
Jaldon 
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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these... Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:15 pm |
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dafrca
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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these... Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:17 pm |
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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these... Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:54 am |
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iblisdrax
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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these... Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:30 pm |
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mmmm.....Zoloft.....mmmmmmm
my 2cents,
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Post subject: If feeling down, try some of these... Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 12:42 pm |
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