One of my so called "friends" sent me this today to remind me that Birthdays arent all about presents and good times, the bugger...
It would be funny if it wasnt so true, especially the last one.
I know you guys will enjoy it though!
Tas
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2 Having sex in a bunk bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favourite song in a shopping centre.
6. You watch the ABC.
7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 20.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# What Happened?"
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take weekend naps at noon
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a Yiros at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the Chemist for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again!"
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
Then you forward it to a bunch of old friend ' s cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same...
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