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Author: | Mojarn Piett [ Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Terrible truth |
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems(errors) with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, l think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied. |
Author: | primarch [ Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:14 pm ] |
Post subject: | Terrible truth |
Hi! LOL! ![]() Primarch |
Author: | iblisdrax [ Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:20 am ] |
Post subject: | Terrible truth |
Hee Heee Heee ![]() ![]() ![]() my 2cents, iblisdrax |
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