Sounds familiar ... Tom ?
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| Author: | netepic [ Sun Dec 07, 2003 11:11 pm ] |
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20. That's weird.... 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There is something funky in your data. OR It's a data problem, not a program problem. 13. I haven't touched that module in weeks! 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 10. I can't test everything! 9. THIS can't be the source of THAT. 8. It works, but it hasn't been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system? 5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. You can't use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way? 2. Where were you when the program blew up? And the Number One Thing Programmers Say When Their Programs Don't Work: 1. "It works on my machine..". source: unknown |
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| Author: | primarch [ Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:34 am ] |
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Hi! ..and how many of those YOU have used netepic? Primarch |
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| Author: | Legion 4 [ Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:23 am ] |
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Sounds familiar ... Tom ?
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| Author: | netepic [ Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:11 am ] |
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Ummm.... in fact probably all of them to be honest :S |
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| Author: | Mojarn Piett [ Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:17 am ] |
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Careful! They're trying to trick you! Remember: it's NEVER the programmer's fault! Don't give up, brother programmer! 
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| Author: | netepic [ Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:45 pm ] |
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You are right Jyrki! Death to all end users!!!! |
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| Author: | vanvlak [ Mon Dec 08, 2003 3:38 pm ] |
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TOP 20 THINGS THAT EPIC MODELLERS SAY? 20 - Where's the UNDO button on the Stormboyz? 19 - SO where did I put that Chimera turret? 18 - When could I get a Necron army? 17 - Why can't I paint like Tuffskull? 16 - Why can't I paint as fast as Tuffskull? 15 - I SHOULD finish off that Gobsmasha.. 14 - It must be a moulding problem. 13 - I was sure I had filed off all the mould lines. 12 - Dust camouflage looks good on Ultramarines. 11 - I should have a Hellbore somewhere. 12 - Green is good and Thundabads are go. 11 - He IS a hell'v'bore when he says that.. 10 - I'm certain this is the same colour. 9 - You can get that cheaper from xxxxxxx. 8 - Epic rules won't be revised much ever again. 7 - The Tau should be out quite soon. 6 - It IS the same scale. 5 - You can fit 10 space marines in that. 4 - Indeed. 3 - It was glued on yesterday 2 - What's the cat eating? and, number 1: (suspense)  1 - I'm never going to buy that... 
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| Author: | Legion 4 [ Mon Dec 08, 2003 4:02 pm ] |
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All very true ... indeed ...  Unless you're an Epic player in Asia and number 2 would read - Who's eating the cat ?(!) 
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| Author: | primarch [ Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:24 pm ] |
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Hi! The number one response is so true. Epic gamers aren't very good with will power when new epic models are concerned. Primarch |
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| Author: | vanvlak [ Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:34 am ] | ||
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you're telling me.....so, when does the SM Lander come out then... |
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| Author: | Vitamins [ Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:13 am ] |
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i like using #8 and #18 for the programming list. And then saying i can fix it in a couple of minutes, then i read this forum, then get to it in half an hour or so. Im glad i still have my job... 
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| Author: | Markconz [ Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:29 am ] | ||
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Ya know I sold off my Space Marine era orks years ago... then Epic40k came out and I held out for 3 years after its release before buying it and getting back into epic... and when I did I thought I would just get a little ork army like the one I had years ago... Now I have 5 armies, all growing to be about 5 times larger than their original careful and economically rational estimations... Now GW goes and releases EA, I'm screwed! It would be so very very wrong not to make sure all armies are balanced by adding new formations and units!! |
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| Author: | netepic [ Tue Dec 09, 2003 10:30 am ] | ||
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Yay! I am not the only one! |
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| Author: | Athmos [ Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:15 pm ] |
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he he he I've used about all of thoses so true Athmos |
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