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the weekly epic joke
duz.holger
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:53 pm 
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okay i have thought about this a lot and i will try to make a new W40k/epic joke each week.
so with out further ado her is the first one


q: what do world eaters listen to for music




a: pop-korn

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:10 pm 
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:'( :D

Surely the best epic jokes can be found by looking at GW's price listings for epic products ?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:14 pm 
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Apocolocyntosis wrote:
Surely the best epic jokes can be found by looking at GW's price listings for epic products ?


Jokes are supposed to make you cry laughing, not just cry.

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duz.holger wrote:
a: pop-korn


I think it was the old Star Players Book in 2nd ed Blood Bowl that had a Greater Daemon of Nurgle eating Pop Khorne in the stadium. :)

Maybe they also eat Khorne on the Cob? :D

Oh stop it! My sides ache!

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A Quorn berzerker.

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Khorne-Flakes...a bloody good cereal :D

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this is all good stuff!! :)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:43 pm 
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message of the day.
:word from techpriest Zanos,
today somebody flushed the emperors golden throne. The backwash of psychic backlash killed 200 poor psychers. praise be to the emperor.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:45 pm 
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now for this weeks joke:


the sister hospital guide to rectal nugle infestation:

signs at patient
bad smell from rectal aria often when the patient fecal. In bad cases the patient excrete the foul air of Nugle from the rectal aria

contraction:
the patient has eaten Nugle infested food (often dead meat with a curs)

cure:
make the patient repent and cure the patient with the soul saving flames of the God Emperor (be aware of possible contagiont spreding explosion of patient)

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wtf, duz.holger, wtf? :o :'( :o im confused, terrified and in hysterics due to this now...

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read between the lines its simple flatulent and hyper paranoid nuns with guns. And a good fart joke is always good and infantile

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I know but still ;D :o

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I'd reccomend simply cleansing the infected air with flame... preferably while pointed at Heretics!

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