Surely the best epic jokes can be found by looking at GW's price listings for epic products ?
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| Author: | duz.holger [ Sun Jun 27, 2010 7:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | the weekly epic joke |
okay i have thought about this a lot and i will try to make a new W40k/epic joke each week. so with out further ado her is the first one q: what do world eaters listen to for music a: pop-korn |
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| Author: | Apocolocyntosis [ Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
| Surely the best epic jokes can be found by looking at GW's price listings for epic products ? |
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| Author: | Spectrar Ghost [ Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
Apocolocyntosis wrote: Surely the best epic jokes can be found by looking at GW's price listings for epic products ? Jokes are supposed to make you cry laughing, not just cry. |
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| Author: | frogbear [ Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
duz.holger wrote: a: pop-korn I think it was the old Star Players Book in 2nd ed Blood Bowl that had a Greater Daemon of Nurgle eating Pop Khorne in the stadium.  Maybe they also eat Khorne on the Cob? Oh stop it! My sides ache! |
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| Author: | Dughan [ Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
remember Sprite- to Obey your THirst- er. |
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| Author: | AxelFendersson [ Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
What do you call a vegetarian Chaos Space Marine? A Quorn berzerker. |
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| Author: | BlackLegion [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
Khorne-Flakes...a bloody good cereal
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| Author: | clausewitz [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
Why do large frogs worship the Dark Prince? Because they are slann-ish. I'll get my coat... |
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| Author: | stugmeister [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
this is all good stuff!!
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| Author: | Dughan [ Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
message of the day. :word from techpriest Zanos, today somebody flushed the emperors golden throne. The backwash of psychic backlash killed 200 poor psychers. praise be to the emperor. |
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| Author: | duz.holger [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
now for this weeks joke: the sister hospital guide to rectal nugle infestation: signs at patient bad smell from rectal aria often when the patient fecal. In bad cases the patient excrete the foul air of Nugle from the rectal aria contraction: the patient has eaten Nugle infested food (often dead meat with a curs) cure: make the patient repent and cure the patient with the soul saving flames of the God Emperor (be aware of possible contagiont spreding explosion of patient) |
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| Author: | Apocolocyntosis [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
wtf, duz.holger, wtf?  im confused, terrified and in hysterics due to this now...
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| Author: | duz.holger [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
read between the lines its simple flatulent and hyper paranoid nuns with guns. And a good fart joke is always good and infantile |
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| Author: | Apocolocyntosis [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
I know but still 
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| Author: | Spectrar Ghost [ Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: the weekly epic joke |
I'd reccomend simply cleansing the infected air with flame... preferably while pointed at Heretics! |
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