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And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
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Author:  PlushWombat [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:59 am ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
Greetings all,

The following message is a pubilc service message from the Legion 4 Ministry of Information.

For the record...

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Legion 4 has the ability to walk upon water.

This is trully a silly notion and we at the L4 Ministry of Information wish to set the record straight!

For the record...

Legion 4 can not walk upon water...he is awesome...but not quite that awesome ?:D

The truth of the matter is...

When needing to cross large bodies of water, Legion 4 merely walks to the water's edge and and waits for the water to part for him before proceeding onward.

There are many theories as to why this phenomenom occurs. ?The most reasonable explantation is that the water parts for Legion 4 out of fear.

We hope this clears up any confusion you might be having concerning Legion 4.

The Legion 4 Ministry of Information
Author:  Evil and Chaos [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:10 am ]
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L4 could walk on water right in front of me and I wouldn't see him, due to his superlative stealth abilities. :D
Author:  PlushWombat [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:30 am ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information

(Evil and Chaos @ Apr. 16 2008,02:10)
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L4 could walk on water right in front of me and I wouldn't see him, due to his superlative stealth abilities. :D

The ability to remain unseen is indeed perhaps the most well known talent of Legion 4. :D

Less well known is Legion 4's ?mastery of the ancient arts of zen juggling and combat origami.

However....

In the interest of truth and fairness...we must dispell the rumor that Legion 4 ?is the inventer of that well known and loved substance known as Green Stuff ?

The truth of the matter is...

The word green is used with his kind permission as he is the inventor and current international patent holder on the color green. :)

The L4 Ministry of Information
Author:  rose4100 [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:42 am ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
how should i make out the royalty check for use of said word?
Author:  PlushWombat [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:45 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information

(rose4100 @ Apr. 16 2008,02:42)
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how should i make out the royalty check for use of said word?

No check is necessary...merely a quick prayer of thanks to Legion 4 every time you use the green word will suffice.

If however....you really must send a check..make all payments in care of the Legion 4 Epic Modeling Fund ?:)

The Legion 4 Ministry of Information
Author:  Legion 4 [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:32 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors ... I'm sure you all understand ... Operational Security and all. ?:blues: However Wombat continues to fill his role in a most stellar manner ! ? He is quite imaginative, as per?usual. Of course he is also skilled in "dis-information" as well, as the L4 Min. of Info(and Propaganda) . ... So just like the USAF/CIA/Gov't, etc. uses UFO stories to keep "certain"?things quiet ... :alien: He too, knows the deal ! ?:laugh: ?Thank you all for the kind words ! ?I'm get'n all misty-eyed ! :blush: ?And any donations to L$ Epic Modeling Fund will be forwarded to VISA ... ? Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #144 ? There is nothing wrong with charity ... as long as it winds up in your pocket. ? :laugh:
Author:  PlushWombat [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
We at the Legion 4 Ministry of Information while not wishing to contradict our beloved founder would never-the-less like to say that we never deal in dis-information...

We prefer the term creative resume enhancement! :)

In related Legion 4 news....

There are two types of Xenos...Dead Xenos and Xenos that Legion 4 has not gotten around to killing yet!

The Ministry of Legion 4 Information
Author:  Legion 4 [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:17 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
Well ... Can't disagree with any of that ! :D  But that's what a good Ministry of Information is all about ! :;):  Carry on ... I'll be at the jacuzzi ... :)
Author:  zombocom [ Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:57 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
.......



what?
Author:  Evil and Chaos [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:13 am ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information

(zombocom @ Apr. 16 2008,23:57)
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what?

It's good that you don't know what this thread is about... that's just the way L4 wants it.
Author:  Legion 4 [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:45 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
See ... the cunn'n plan is working ! :blues:
Author:  duz.holger [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:12 pm ]
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is it real that L4 is the real inventor of the internal combustion engine and that he spits fire when he is angry
Author:  Legion 4 [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:19 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
Well ... I dont want to brag ... but ... :D  :;):
Author:  PlushWombat [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:22 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information

(duz.holger @ Apr. 17 2008,17:12)
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is it real that L4 is the real inventor of the internal combustion engine and that he spits fire when he is angry

Legion 4 did not invent the internal cumbustion engine.

He is however the inventor of the infernal combustion engine...which is the world's first and only warp powered engine. ?Trully a stunning breakthrough in warp-based technology.

For reasons which we at the L4 ministry of information can not explain...this incredible invention has been shunned by the world's automotive industry.

We at the L4 Ministry of Information would also like to state for the record that there is absolutely no proof of daemonic possession or of having your brain sucked out through your nose by a daemeon ?from the use of this ground breaking invention.

In regards to Legion 4's ability to spit fire...we at the Legion 4 Ministry of Information must clarify this statement somewhat.

Legion 4 does not actually spit fire..but he is capable of emitting various toxic gasses...there are however two recorded instances of his deployment of a flame based weapon system...but only after dinning at the 2 for one burritto special at Taco Bell :)

The Legion 4 Ministry of Information
Author:  ragnarok [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:29 pm ]
Post subject:  And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
Glad to see that the ministry of truth isn't lying to anyone, or making thngs up.

remember, unless you here otherwise everything is down to L4.
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