10. He uses a laser and industrial protractor to measure your firing arcs.
9. His armies always just happen to be 300-500 points over.
8. He thinks there should be a category of weapon above Titan Killers.
7. Epic is just a pastime and his real passion is for 40K.
6. He thinks the discussion forums are a waste of time and posts that message on five hundred different threads.
5. While playing he aims his dice at your mini's.
4. To 'power up' his formations he uses Barbie Fashion cards.
3. Every unit in his army has a distinct special rule.
2. He paints daisies, hearts and Carebears on his Space Marine army because they're too gloomy.
1. He thinks every unit should get a macro-weapon to 'speed the game up'.
