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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:58 am 
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Hmm..... that site comes back with:

Hello the girl, Good to see you, look at recently forward to see you again a day.  To need my dance buddy of return!  Hope that your trip was a voucher an and I will speak to you soon.  Tom.  

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:41 pm 
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Run ... Tom ... RUN !!!   Get out before it's too late !!! :o  Forget about me ... I'm a dead man !!! :ghostface:  :{     :(

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:47 pm 
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Quote (netepic @ 04 2004 Aug.,09:42)
What does amorous mean btw?

From Dictionary.com

am?o?rous adj.

Strongly attracted or disposed to love, especially sexual love.

Indicative of love or sexual desire: an amorous glance.

Of or associated with love: an amorous poem.

Being in love; enamored: He had been amorous of her since the day they met.

[Middle English, from Old French amoureus, from Medieval Latin amrsus, from Latin amor, love, from amre, to love.]
amor?ous?ly adv.
amor?ous?ness n.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:46 pm 
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Gotcha - explains the subject change then!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:12 pm 
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Remember that there are two degrees of error in the translation, as you have added error when translating back into English. So, it is probably not quite as bad as it sounds.

Also, when you use these things, try to keep your sentences as literal as possible, without using expressions or anything ambiguous. Or find a French speaker... (there is something wonderfully sophisticated about French women, they have a certain something extra. But I dont like English women...)

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:21 am 
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Hi!

Darn, sounds like those translation engines are pretty tricky to use. Glad that spanish has a lot in common with Italian, French and Portuguese. Although the last one is the least similar.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:52 pm 
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I translated myself - bearing in mind I did French for one year and failed :).

Bonjour Claire,



           Je m?apelle Tom, bon chance ma cherie en france! Il y a beaucoup de nuages dans le ciel. La m?t?o est mauvaise.

           

Que vous -etes belle,



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I think it says

Hello Claire,

    I'm Tom, good luck girl in France, the weather is bad (copied that bit off the net, weather is actually fab, but didn't know how to say that). You are rather beautiful.

Tom. x


I hate non computer languages - as Doug can attest from having to edit my fiction, I can't even write in English :'(.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 6:58 am 
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It seems that the makers of various electronic gadegets use engines like that to translate their user manuals. Many have beed sent back to their maker up here because the Finnish translations were utter gibberish. Those engines are usually (still) incapable of deducing the context where the words are used and just translate the words individually.  :laugh:

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:17 am 
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Ha - you should try Maltese translations...:) :(

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Quote (netepic @ 05 2004 Aug.,22:52)
bon chance ma cherie en france! .... La m?t?o est mauvaise.

My French is pretty bad... but shouldnt this be 'mon cherie Francais'? And that last bit doesnt sound 100%. The word 'you' is not included (vous or tu, depending on your familiarity).

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:28 pm 
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Like I said :(, I failed French - did it for one year when I was 12 :'(.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 07, 2004 1:29 am 
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Tom.Bon chance mon amie :;):
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Good luck.... my something? Isn't Ami that non-alcoholic sparkling fruit juice thang?

Can't remember Salute tho it is familiar! See my french is improving!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 08, 2004 12:39 am 
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I just ran 'you are very beautiful' through the translator, and it comes back as:

vous ?tes tr?s beau

That sounds much more like it. I would go with that, if you havent already sent it.

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Oops, too late :S, haven't had a reply either :|. Hope I didn't accidently insult her!

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