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And Now a Word From the L4 Ministry of Information
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:44 pm 
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Again, all very accurate !  And I've been known to frequent Salsitas Cantina and get the Big Juan Special with extra chillis so that's probably
how that urban legend came into being !  :laugh:  Pass at salsa please ... :D

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:08 pm 
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i have herd rumours that it was L4 and not Monty who smashed Rommel at el alamine

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:13 pm 
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We at the L4 Ministry of Information are happy to announce that our lawsuit against MySpace.com has been brought to a successful conclusion.

MySpace.com will soon change their name to L4'sSpace.com as they were unaware that MySpace was a term used (and copyrighted by Legion 4) to denote everything around Legion 4.

In other Legion 4 news...

The Schoolastic Apptitude Test Board of Directors announced today that they have corrected an error in the math section of their most recent test version.

The question in error was....

If you board a plane in NY and Legion 4 boards a plane in LA at the exact same moment...considering the relative airspead velocity of a coconut laden african sparrow...who will get to Chicago first?

The actual question should have read...not who will get to Chicago first...but how long do you have before Legion 4 finds and kills you.

The correct answer was of course...exactly one minute...as Legion 4 knows where you are and so took an earlier flight and was waiting for you in NY to kill you.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:18 pm 
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(duz.holger @ Apr. 17 2008,23:08)
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i have herd rumours that it was L4 and not Monty who smashed Rommel at el alamine

Once again in the interest in truth and fairness....we at the L4 Ministry of Information must dispel this rumor.

During the time in question ...

Legion 4 was devoting himself to the study of zen juggling so was unavailable..though we understand that he was asked by both sides to take an active role in the North African Campaign.

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Again, the accuracy of these statements are amazing !  Although I did not participate in the NA Campaign, I did study it intensely and play many games on the subject ... :D

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sorry but when i get a chance to ask fan questions about the Emperor himself i must ask them is it true that he can crush a mighty demon with i left index-finger while sleeping his power nap

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and is it true that he is the real author of sun tsu the art of war and that the reason that sun tsu is credited is that L4 just doesn't  like the publicity of being the greatest strategist of all time

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Is it true that Alexander the Great turned back from India because he found out that L4 lived there at the time?

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(duz.holger @ Apr. 18 2008,16:13)
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sorry but when i get a chance to ask fan questions about the Emperor himself i must ask them is it true that he can crush a mighty demon with i left index-finger while sleeping his power nap

We at the L4 Ministry of Information are glad to take this opportunity to answer your questions.

Legion 4 is not actully the Emperor...he is in reality the missing Primarch of the 2nd Space Marine Legion.

He changed his name from Legion 2 to Legion 4 to confuse us. ?And truth be told, the 2nd Legion isn't missing...they merely cannot be seen....hence thier name....the Unseen.

We hope this clears up any confusion you might have had concerning Legion 4.

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(duz.holger @ Apr. 18 2008,16:16)
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and is it true that he is the real author of sun tsu the art of war and that the reason that sun tsu is credited is that L4 just doesn't ?like the publicity of being the greatest strategist of all time

This is indeed correct.

As a public service... the L4 Ministry of Information would recomend that you read these other works by Legion 4.

Books written by Legion 4

How Not to be Seen on the Battlefield
The Importance of Green
The Legion 4 School of Tactical Reality
Gone With the Wind

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(Kleomenes @ Apr. 18 2008,16:53)
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Is it true that Alexander the Great turned back from India because he found out that L4 lived there at the time?

Once again, this is indeed correct.

Legion 4 still has his summer residence there.

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Gentlemen, gentlemem, all these stories are bringing back many memories ... I appreciate all this attention to my past and present exploits. I am indeed honored, and as usual, the L4MoI is spot on with the answers ! I have not got this much attention since I walked into Miss Kim's the day before pay day and still some $$$ to spend ! :devil: :;):




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I knew a miss Kim once.  A very nice Gal. :p

And Plushwombat I have to disagree with the anser to the Schoolastic Apptitude Test question.

the correct answer is that you would be dead before you had time to form the Tuestion in your mind.

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Everybody knew Miss Kim and her friends ! :laugh: :;):

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No really.  we had a Miss Kim working at my school.

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