http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/scottish-translator.asp

Fur aw th' Scottish words ye dinnae kin. Ye blooter'd numpty.  

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Aw, that's no way to talk to one o' your descended kin? And an engineer, to boot?

Ah, so your a fellow Scot, eh? Nice to know you. Trust a Scot to live in Texas. None of that soft living nonsense. Texan/Scottish Hybrid! That must be a sight when someone steps out of line? Do you have the curse of the red hair as I do?
I should have known you had Scottishness in you from your sense of humour.
And an engineer

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No, but I have proper otter-thick dark brown hair and blue eyes. And I don't get cold until the freezing point (when physics takes over).

My uncle has a bright red beard.

Wha? Alba gu brath!  

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Nobody panic, Uncle Van is fine he just has Tartan Army issues. (It's a football supporters thing) Translated - Scotland (Alba) for ever!

I take it Mad Uncle Van is an ex-pat? Or married to one? Funny coincidence but my dad also worked out in Malta for six months. weird. Hey, don't suppose dear 'ol dad was playing the field across the world and we're all brothers?!.   Just a cheeky theory.

Back on topic. When is this thing happening?!.

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Bloody Kilt-wear'n Taysiders everywhere !!!  

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Ah hink Ah jist laughed mah heed aff.   LOL  


Tae boldly gang waur nae cheil has ever gain afair.  

Actually that sounds more like a night out at the nightclubs around here. Hey, when are those Tri-Delts geting here?

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Hello bro      

It's actually like this: greet greet grandaddy came down age 8 with his mum and dad in 1812 (well, might've missed a greet or two there). And he grew up, and met this Maltese lady, and the rest is history - and then me too. Trouble is we're nae too sure from which side o' the border.. I like to believe it's from the up side.

There's this old tale see, which says that the descendent of a Scot would once day return to Scotland from a distant island, find a horn behind a waterfall, blow on it, and all the ghosts and bogles of Scots warriors in history would return and make Scotland a kingdom once more. I tried, but the best I managed was an old crisps packet and a cold....  

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Hi Bro Van,

It's good to know the Scotification of Earth is proceeding as planned.

but the best I managed was an old crisps packet and a cold....

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Oh, don't tell me you wimped out on the first level. You should have bought a potion from Gandalf, that's what I always do.  

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Hey, so you did see him them!  

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Yup  
Still no luck, though.

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