So, been a bit slow on the experimental front recently – real life has been picking up a bit.
But not enough to stop me!
Wife decided the stash of carrier bags was getting excessive, we weren’t using them up fast enough. Half of it was destined for the bin. What a terrible waste. Surely I could condense that huge stuffed bag into something smaller?
Step 1: choose crap, never used pan.
Step 2: bring 1cm of water to the boil
Step 3. stuff bags in, close lid.
Step 4: as bags soften (but not melt) keep stacking plates upon them to compress the mass down.
Step 5. don’t tell wife about the dinnerplates

Step 6. when reasonably squished, flip the bags and cook the other side
Results:

The outside edge of the cake is well fused – a layer about 2mm thick. Plastic still reasonably soft and flexible compared to the flambed version.
Inside the crust, nothing changed. Bags pretty much identical.
Before cutting open, would have made a good seat cushion.
Still smaller then it was at least.
Since I was in the mood I also tried the oil frying method:

Compared to the careful heating of before, this was a joy to do – get oil hot, add bag, watch bag shrivel into blob of plastic, stir in next bag.
But the final material was even worse then I feared. I thought it’d be waxy, but it positively leaked oil. Stank like the time you woke up with your face in some very badly cooked chips. I’ve heard of it being used to make an ad hoc washing machine bearing and I can believe it. But that’s about all I’d use this for.
So, maybe an oil bath heating an inner bowl?
Heating will have to be done very slowly – the plastic really doesn’t conduct heat well and it’d be raw inside while burning outside – like cooking a turkey from frozen.
Interesting though.
The most amazing result? The cheap crap pan that’s never been used was part of an electronic hotpot set. It was a wedding gift that we have never, ever used.
Guess what a friend brought around that night as her contribution to the party? Mushroom hotpot.
Guess who opened his big mouth and said ‘ hey, we’ve got a electronic hotpot plate – should we use that?’
Guess who then had to explain to the assorted guests why there were traces of molten plastic stuck inside the pan…