Blitz Brigade - “Da ‘onest Gitz”

“Da ‘onest Gitz” are a small band of Deffskull lootas, who have stolen four Imperial cargo haulers and Orkified them. One of the haulers has been fitted with a large Lifta-Droppa, which the Boyz use to cart off their loot after each battle. Untrustworthy cowards and thieves, Warboss Dakastuff only tolerates them in his Waaagh! because of their tendency to bring good weapons and gubbins to his attention after each battle - For a price, of course.

Blitz Brigade - “Tank Kompany”

A band of Blood Axes who have carefully studied Imperial ways***, the “Tank Kompany” are the smallest warband in Warboss Dakastuff’s army. With vehicles looted from several different battles they are not the most impressive force in Dakastuff’s army, but their “Kustom Shadowsord” is ignored only by the unwise.

***They once punched a captured Guardsman until he showed them how to drive a looted Chimera, then let him go by way of felicitous thanks (He was eaten by a mob of Grots before he even reached the edge of the Ork encampment).

Kult of Speed - “Brave Boss Bunsen’s Bernas!”

As well as ’Boss Orkbert, a second Speed Freak lesser ‘Boss serves Warboss Dakastuff, Boss Bunsen. As a fairly junior Nob in the Waaagh, Bunsen once got very drunk on Squig Beer and brazenly stole a sack-full of Warboss Dakastuff’s Teef.
Miraculously undetected, Bunsen had become a rich Ork overnight, and after a prudent delay (And a few unfortunate misguided revenge killings by Warboss Dakastuff), he bought all the Boyz in his small mob fast vehicles. No longer a junior Nob but a full-fledged ‘Boss, he cheerfully rides around in his buggy firing his Space Marine Stormbolter.

Gunzmob - “Mekzod’s ‘sploders!”

Mekzod Dregrot is Warboss Dakastuff’s chief Big Mek, and it was he that led the construction of “Little Dak Dak!” for his ‘Boss. When in battle, Mekzod likes the test out new ways of killing the enemy - this normally involves his large tube launcher “Big Berfa”, and various lightweight atomic munitions charges. Mekzod is generally followed around by a coterie of lesser Meks with their own experimental weapons, who Mekzod views as a handy baggage train of spare parts to keep “Big Berfa” in working order.

Big Warband - “Da Boyz!”

This large Goff Warband follows their lesser ‘Boss Gutmuncha to war, and for the most part do not care for the rivalry between their own Goff ‘Boss and the Bad Moon chief Warboss - Just as long as someone is leading them towards some good fightin’ then “Da Boyz” will be happy! “Da Boyz” carry a mixture of Shootas and Choppas, so that whatever the situation, they can be sure of getting some killin’ done, or at least making a lot of noise...

Landa - “Da Speeeeda!”

“Da Speeeeda!” is a “Bommer” type aircraft, incapable of space flight like some Ork Landas, but quite capable of carrying a mob of Speed Freak Boyz into battle. The ramshackle craft generally breaks down each time it lands, but that doesn’t matter to the Boyz onboard, who all willingly club together (Literally, by smashing their mates in the mouth!) and pool their Teef in order to get their beloved transport back into service.

Fighta Sqwadron - “Da Littul Speeeedas!”

On those rare occasions when “Orkbert’s Erberts” have teef to spare, they club together (sic) to buy a Fighta-Bommer for one of their number. The sqwadron is quite small compared to most Ork fighter wings however, as servicing priority always goes to their lumbering transport, so the Fighta-Bommers often fall into disrepair or are cannibalised to keep “Da Speeeeda!” running.

Nowhere, but YOU get to pick which one I do next, Trukks or Commandos...

Nowhere, but YOU get to pick which one I do next, Trukks or Commandos...