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Does it pay to haggle? |
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Mojarn Piett
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle?  Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:34 pm |
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Haggling is an old, established custom in trade which has its roots in the paradise of Eden. The first person known to use haggling is none other but our forefather Adam. Here's how it all started.
Adam: (sigh, sigh, sigh).
God: Adam, what's the matter with you?
Adam: there's nobody to talk to.
God: I can give you a companion I shall name "Woman". A woman will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will give to you children and will never ask you to rise in the middle of the night to take care of them. A woman will not nag to you and whenever you have a disagreement she'll admit her mistake. She'll never have a headache and will give you all the love and compassion you'll ever need.
Adam: Sounds good! How much would this "woman" cost me?
God: An arm and a leg.
Adam: Phew! That's a bit on the expensive side! What would I get with a rib?
...and we all know the rest.  
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Warmaster Nice
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle? Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:03 pm |
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Mojarn Piett
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle? Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:47 pm |
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I hope not. Otherwise i'm in for a visit from their militant branch...
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Tas
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle? Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:51 pm |
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I rather face a Horde of Slaaneshi daemonettes than those karate lesbians! 
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Xavi
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle? Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:55 pm |
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My g/f's face was a poem after reading this. Careful with shoulder watchers when looking at epicomms!  :p
Xavi
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netepic
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle? Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:17 pm |
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*forwards to all his girly mates*
*waits for impending death*
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penal battalion
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle? Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:24 pm |
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Net Epic you do like to live dangerously don't you!
Bloody fruit fly 
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Zulus' Sir! fousands of 'em!
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netepic
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle? Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:33 pm |
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Yup - hence my hair is constantly on end...
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penal battalion
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Post subject: Does it pay to haggle? Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:44 pm |
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I now have a mental image of Hewligans haircut
Can your hair transend the boundries of time and space 
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