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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:04 pm 
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office
alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe
disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do
the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.  Be pleasant,
and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make
him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially
nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he
probably had a hard day.  Don't discuss your problems(errors)
with him, it will only make his stress worse.  And most
importantly. make love with your husband several times
a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for
the next 10 months to a year, l think your husband will
regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife,
"What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 10:14 pm 
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Hi!

LOL!  :D

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2004 12:20 am 
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